How did the chickpea know it was gay?

Because it was a hummusexual

Noticing omicron no longer relies on tmprss2 for infection. I doubt bromhexine or camostat mesilate will be effective for future variants.

Warning Covid commentary: Reading over the paxlovid research and mechanism of action. Potent cl3 protease inhibitor, needing ritonivir with it to suppress enzymatic function. Iverm is also a potent cl3 inhibitor, also binds to spike protein and tmprss2 inhibitor. What's the diff?

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her b-shells

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

Two goldfish are in a tank. One goldfish says to the other: "you man the gun I'll drive"