dApps.

DAOs.

ICOs.

DeFi.

NFTs.

How many $B-$T children does this same parent have to spawn before you wanna be the next one night stand she pashes in a niteclub alleyway?

On 03jan2009, Satoshi did an 'eternal rug-pull' on all bankers, gov's, fiat regimes and treasury dept's.

keep stackin'
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Genesis_block

laser eyes...

diamond hands....

balls of neutron star matter >> BTFD.

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/GLAST/science/neutron_stars.html

Vitamin eth Ξ ⟠ cures:

-shorters
-BTC maxi's
-CBD syndrome (central banker delusion)
-inflationary fears
-chronophobia (fear of the future)
-lack of strong meme-ing
-lack of pricechart viagra

Take as directed by Dr Buterin.

#ethereum #eth

3of3:
~$60billion, and 'do nothing', 'sit on hands' is Satoshi's 13yr non/action. Could you have, also?

Is this human? Who is Satoshi, then?

does Satoshi's abstinence here besmirch the corpus/canon of behavioural economics?

2of3:
I put a cool $100million on a pallet at your feet. All yours, no strings.
Still able not to spend it? 3yrs later?

Satoshi Nakamoto has ~980k BTC genesis coinz in their wallet/s and for the last 13 years, has not spent them.

1of3:
Imagine I put a $100 fiat USD bill in your hand, for free. Could you resist the temptation to, right there and then, spend it?

I put $100K in your two hands (a big stack, sure). Again, can you, credibly, 'do nothing'?

I spent $5T of brrrrrr and all I got was this lousy blue line's tail-end bump for them 0.01% percenter [already uber rich] fuck3rs.

Such wow.

Shoulda bought more DOGE than I did.

http://email.mail.themarketear.com/c/eJxdjkuKwzAQRE9jbQymW5L1WWiRGSdHyL6jD_bEjoPcITn-iFkOFBS8RdVLw

she bleeds, she cramps - you bring her some meds, hot water bottle

she drinks, she vomits - you hold back her hair, clean up any mess

she talks endlessly, drags you to shopping - you abide and smile

crypto market dips, critics bellow - you buy even more coinz

Man up.

ciggies, keys, phone, wallet, condoms - check, check. ummmm, did you remember to sell absolutely all your filthy fiat$ in 2013, 2017, 2020, and buy crypto?

Success
>pre-crypto era (dark ages):
graduate
marry waifu
boss mang
golden watch
golfing/fishing

>crypto era
out-meme all other mofo's
use salt as a weapon, not a food
use ape as a verb not a zoo thing
body scarred by World War Maxi

they are currently called 'fiat currencies' - USD, Yen, euro, etc.

The day will soon come when they are instead called 'wheelbarrrrrrrow currencies' --> brrrrrrrr / hyperinflation.

Stack more wei.

crypto is the snuff film of the economics oeuvre.

Crypto OG's/HODLers watch on and slowly orgasm whilst 7 billion nocoinerz slowly suffocate to death via inflation, bail-in, seigniorage, Cantillon effect, GFC, Keynesianism, The Fed, NIRP, etc.

I wish I won $1 for every time some central banker, gov f*ckwit, economist dinosaur, pronounced the imminent death of crypto, legal banning of crypto, whatevs.....

oh wait, those ethers I bought in early 2016 now worth 200x.

Guess I should shut up.

2/2
One day soon, no amount of stacked $fiat bills will tempt Ξ⟠ holders to sell their ethers.

I want my PC's keyboard to swap the $ symbol on the '4' keybutton with an 'Ξ⟠' symbol instead.

1/2
I'm long ago at the point where you can't offer me enough $fiat dollar bills in return for me sending you even 0.01 ΞETH⟠ from my stash.

The market/common price of Ξ⟠ (e.g. $1,836 just now) is an inverse measure of how few people recognise the above.

2/3 An even smarter human will get themself elected, start wars then covertly profiteer from the mass misery

Masters of the universe create Capitalism and ass fuck billions of us for $trillions

3/3 But the smartest of all will buy ethers + run DAOs and eventually master all, without ever firing a bullet or breaking a sweat

1/3 The common human will punch/sue you when they need to assert power so as to 'defeat' you

A smarter human will own a business, hire you, then profit from your sweaty indentured servitude, and thus for years/decades ream you as a wage slave

2/2 You need to have a robust consensus mechanism presently, to protect you against the (attempted) long range attacks of your forebears.
Your thoughts need to be a robust blockchain, verified proofs, that are robust against such attacks.

1/2 Your memories (thoughts of the past) are a long range attack on the present.
Language (as 'words invented by someone thousands of years before you thought of them') is also a long range attack on you.

cryptofolks:
2017: "EOS sux ! 21 centralised validators = cartel !!"
2021: "BSC, 21 Binance-owned trusted validating nodes, me likey, buy BNB, $40B marketcap !!"

red pilling from fiat regime to crypto OG is a life defining moment. The raised price of a BTC or ETH is the (pseudo) tax you must cough up for being late to arrive at your ah-ha! moment

when you rob a bank, it's called a crime.

when a bank robs you, it's called a bail-in, seniorage, Cantillon effect, subprime crisis, Keynesianism, inflation, IMF, The Fed, NIRP, TARP, etc.

fiat dollar bills are proof of Stockholm Syndrome: you still captive to your tormentor.

every ether you bought/buy to add to your stack and hold is actually a unique NFT tx that timestamps forever how clever you were at that time period of chain history.

Binance, BNB and BSC: as they herd ever more goats into their proprietary tent, the tax man/law man will one day arouse and unleash his prosecutorial kin to secure their tithe. CZ should ask Arthur Hayes about tall poppy syndrome.

Binance and BSC newbie zealots: "I came to crypto for the freedom from billionaire ruler-kings, but I'm happy to play into CZ's hands." Success will go to that man's head eventually (ask Arthur Hayes about this).

axe>spear>arrow>bullet>missile>nuke>ether
How to kill redundant state/gov adversaries

just remember: the prices of each crypto are not going up. It's just that value of everything you own/ever worked for in your life, as measured in USD$, is going down.